5 creative agencies. One brutal clearance gauntlet. One verdict.

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Five AI agencies generate ~100 names. Then every single one gets run through real domain data, USPTO federal trademark knockout, the Apple App Store and Google Play, 7 social platforms, and a common-law search — scored, tiered, and explained. You don't leave with a list. You leave knowing which name is clear, which to kill, and why. About 10–15 minutes.

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Creative methodologies

Agency

1–2

Brand Cleared

5 in parallel

Name candidates

Agency

5–15

Brand Cleared

~100 researched

Domain checks

Agency

Manual, one at a time

Brand Cleared

7 per name, automated

Federal trademark knockout

Agency

Attorney-only, billable hour

Brand Cleared

USPTO Open Data Portal, phonetic + Nice class

App store conflict scan

Agency

Not offered

Brand Cleared

Apple + Google Play, every name

Social handle probes

Agency

Manual spot-check

Brand Cleared

7 platforms, every name

Common-law sweep

Agency

Rarely included

Brand Cleared

Top-20 SERP + AI analysis

Brand + growth scoring

Agency

Presentation slide

Brand Cleared

12 dimensions, every name

Expert audit panel

Agency

One strategist

Brand Cleared

4 specialists in parallel

Timeline

Agency

6–8 weeks

Brand Cleared

10–15 minutes

Price

Agency

$15,000–$50,000

Brand Cleared

$149

DomainsUSPTO trademarksApp storesSocial handlesCommon-law sweepBrand scoringGrowth scoringExpert auditTier rankings

Proof

These weren't on a list.
They became real.

Every other naming tool hands you a list and walks away. These names came out of this exact pipeline — and every one is a real product you can open right now.

The problem

Naming a brand is a
fragmented nightmare.

Founders waste days researching across disconnected tools — and still get blindsided by conflicts that surface months later.

1

Domain registrar

Check .com, .io, .co — one TLD at a time

20 min
2

USPTO TESS

Navigate the worst search interface ever built

45 min
3

App Store search

Scroll through iOS and Android results, hope you don't miss one

15 min
4

Social platforms

Check X, Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, LinkedIn — individually

30 min
5

International trademarks

A maze of foreign registries — most founders skip this entirely

???
6

Trademark attorney

Get a professional legal opinion — per name

$500–2k

6 tools. Dozens of tabs. Days of work.

And you're still not sure it's actually clear.

How it works

Five agencies compete.
Your brand wins.

Each agency uses a completely different creative methodology. They run in parallel, generating ~100 candidates. Every one gets scored, tiered, and explained — the clears, the close-calls, and the cuts.

Lexicon Agency

Phoneme-first (sound symbolism)

Builds names from how sounds FEEL. Open vowels = warmth. Crisp stops = confidence. Liquid consonants = flow.

Like Dasani, Sonos, Roku

Igor Agency

Provocative territories

Explores 7 dimensions: unexpected nouns, verbs as names, foreign words, human names, nature metaphors, compound words, abstract coinages.

Like Apple, Slack, Under Armour

Cultural Linguistics Agency

Cross-cultural etymology

Mines 7 language families for words that sound beautiful in English and carry deep meaning.

Japanese, Italian, Korean, Arabic, Nordic, Sanskrit

Consumer Moment Agency

Experience-extracted naming

Starts with the MOMENTS your product creates, then extracts names from what people say and feel.

Visceral, sensory, discovered — not manufactured

Viral & Social Agency

Shareability-optimized (viral vectors)

Every name runs 7 tests: text test, sign test, hat test, FOMO test, hashtag test, story test, article test.

Would you photograph this sign? Wear this hat?

Then the real work begins

01

~100 candidates

02

Domain sweep (7 per name)

03

Brand scoring (7 dimensions)

04

Growth scoring (5 dimensions)

05

Final curation

06

4-panel expert audit

“I have a name”

Give us a specific name. We run the full analysis — domain availability, brand system scoring, growth mechanics, and 4-panel expert audit — and return a detailed assessment with every check cited.

“I have an idea”

Describe your business. Five AI agencies generate ~100 names using distinct creative methodologies. Every candidate gets a domain sweep, brand & growth scoring, and a tier. You get a curated shortlist of ~10 you can actually use.

Five agencies. One brief.

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See the Results

This is what you get.

A real report preview. Every name scored on 12 brand + growth dimensions, with domain checks and tier rankings.

Charlatte

Lexicon Agency · Phoneme-first

Clear94

A perfect portmanteau of Charlevoix and latte — instantly understood, fun to say, impossible to forget. The name teaches tourists how to pronounce the town while claiming a brand position no other cafe can copy.

Domains

charlatte.comAvailable
charlatte.appAvailable
getcharlatte.comAvailable
charlatte.ioRegistered

Growth Potential

WoM96
SEO92
Social95
Market88
Intl82

Raise & Grind

Igor Agency · Provocative territories

Clear91

Coral Cup

Cultural Linguistics · Cross-cultural etymology

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~100 names researched. ~10 you can use. Full transparency on the rest.

Comprehensive

Every check. One report.

Real research on every name — creative generation, domain sweep, USPTO trademark knockout, app store conflict scan, 7 social handles, common-law SERP sweep, brand and growth scoring, and a 4-panel expert audit. Every tier explained.

Creative Generation

5 AI agencies running distinct methodologies in parallel

  • Lexicon Agency (phoneme-first)
  • Igor Agency (provocative territories)
  • Cultural Linguistics Agency (cross-cultural etymology)
  • Consumer Moment Agency (experience-extracted)
  • Viral & Social Agency (shareability-optimized)

Domains

7 real availability checks per name, via RDAP + DNS

  • .com, .app, .io, .co on every name
  • get-, try-, use- prefix variants on .com
  • For-sale + parked detection
  • RDAP + DNS data at search time

Federal Trademarks

USPTO Open Data Portal knockout — phonetic + class-aware

  • Live-only filter (dead marks excluded)
  • Double-Metaphone phonetic match
  • Nice class classifier per brief
  • Coordinated class expansion (USPTO map)

App Stores

Apple + Google Play conflict scan on every name

  • Apple App Store via iTunes Search API
  • Google Play Store scraper
  • Exact + fuzzy match detection
  • Category-weighted conflict scoring

Social Handles

7 platforms probed with real API calls and confidence levels

  • Instagram, TikTok, YouTube
  • Reddit, Bluesky, Threads, LinkedIn
  • Exact username availability
  • Per-result confidence (high / medium / low)

Common-Law Use

Top-20 SERP sweep + AI analysis for unregistered conflicts

  • Brave Search API top-20 results
  • Claude analysis of live businesses
  • Active-use signals (site, social, press)
  • Industry-overlap flagging

Brand & Growth Scoring

12 dimensions scored by AI brand + growth evaluators

  • Brand 7: merch, social, visual identity, visual object
  • Brand 7 cont: voice, scalability, story
  • Growth 5: word-of-mouth, SEO/SERP ownership
  • Growth 5 cont: social virality, market positioning, international

Expert Audit Panel

4 AI specialists score the finalists in parallel

  • Brand strategist (brand world + scalability)
  • Industry expert (first impression + sales)
  • Growth marketer (SEO + word-of-mouth + content)
  • Design director (logo + visual + merch runway)

Tier Rankings

Every candidate placed in a transparent tier with reasoning

  • Green: clear primary domain + strong scores
  • Yellow: grey-area, tradeoffs explained
  • Red: conflicts or weak scores — shown anyway
  • Black: eliminated — shown with the reason

Transparency is the product.

Every name researched shows up in your report — the clears, the close-calls, and the cuts — with the reason behind every tier decision. You see the work.

Every check, every name.

See this audit on my own name →

10–15 minutes · Free re-run if you don't love it · Refund if our system fails

Pricing

One session. Done.

No subscriptions required. Naming agencies charge $15,000–$50,000 and take 6–8 weeks. We take minutes.

Brand Cleared

~100 names, run through every real check. You leave knowing which one is clear.

$149one-time
  • Two modes: bring a name OR describe your idea
  • 5-agency creative generation (if generating)
  • ~100 name candidates (if generating)
  • Domain sweep (.com/.app/.io/.co + prefix variants)
  • US federal trademark knockout (USPTO, phonetic + Nice class)
  • App Store + Google Play conflict scan (every name)
  • Social handle check across 7 platforms
  • Common-law search (top-20 SERP + AI analysis)
  • Brand system scoring (7 dimensions)
  • Growth potential scoring (5 dimensions)
  • 4-panel expert audit (brand, industry, growth, design)
  • Curated green / yellow / red / black tier rankings
  • Full transparency on every name researched
  • Interactive shareable report
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